Message from some floating voters.

Just down by the Quomps, that's where we the Conservative group are building a new splash park for the kids,I was canvassing today and I met Mr and Mrs Mallard. They were just about to settle down for their afternoon nap on the lawn when I called and broke the news that the bowling green in Town Centre was safe in our hands and I told them about how we had reduced crime and disorder over the last two years. They appeared to be impressed and joined me as I canvassed another dozen or so houses.Although they were well known no one invited them in and in my opinion the neighbours were a bit standoffish. But they quacked on about this and that and were very informative about Kelly's Kitchen, apparently they dine there in the back garden quite often. Anyhow, we parted company and I think they wished me well but it was quite difficult to understand their parting words as they took off for a bath in the river. Ain't nature wonderful!!!